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Measure the Buddha "I’d rather die now! They say I smell good and want to catch me as a pet! "

Dian Wei alive "brother I sympathize with you! I’m helping you pack your white robe. If it weren’t for its crow mouth, you wouldn’t be in this situation. When you come back, you can give him a good meal. If it doesn’t work, you can ask him to compensate you for a gold object! I know you are suffering now, even a man can’t stand it! "
Measure the Buddha "…"
Measure the Buddha "I circle you fork! Dian Wei always thinks that we’ve known each other for a long time, and we haven’t done anything sorry for you. Why do you curse me so much? ! When you are waiting to see you again, you must tell me clearly that you can’t, or you will die of old age! "
White robe handsome boy "don’t be angry, I’m helping you clean up Dian Wei! He’s too dumb to talk. You’re like this, and he’s still falling into a trap. Even if he says it’s true, he shouldn’t say it, should he? If you want gold, let me know. I’m in Dian Wei now! "
You can’t run away from measuring the white robe of the Buddha. If it weren’t for your crow mouth, I wouldn’t have fallen into this field. I’ll have a good look when I get back! I’m going to strip you and Dian Wei naked, and I won’t even leave you novice briefs for you to run naked in the game from now on! !”
Dian Wei is alive. "What do I know about you?" Psychologists have proved that ordinary human beings always fantasize about knowing some people when they suffer some kind of pain! This also proves that what I just said is not a point of view but a fact! I sympathize with you again! When you come out, I must invite you to pick up girls together and let you find your man’s self-esteem! Dude, I’m waiting for you to come back, but until then, you must hold on! Hang on! ! !”
Measure the Buddha "…"
Measure the Buddha "I circle you fork fork …"
Pomegranate tree "ignore them, they just don’t have a serious sentence"
Measure the Buddha "that is, I am too lazy to talk to the two idiots who are the smartest pomegranate!" "
Pomegranate tree "They don’t know that people who are suffering from some kind of pain should try to talk to him, divert his attention and relieve his pain. How can they add fuel to the fire and sprinkle salt on the wound like these two people?" ! Let’s talk about beauty now. What kind of beauty do you like best? Is it pure or seductive, YD or a whiplash girl who likes to play some games with certain injury types? "
Measure the Buddha "…………….! ! !”
Measure the Buddha "make friends carelessly and make friends carelessly!" I circle you three forks … "
Don’t be so excited, handsome boy in white robe. We still want to save you, but the thought of meeting you now makes you embarrassed, so the three of us unanimously decided to wait for your return while eating food and drinking in a restaurant near the resurrection point.
Measure the Buddha "You die! I don’t want your help! "
After Sun Sheng finished, he made another angry expression and then ruthlessly dropped the chat channel! And over there, waiting near the city resurrection point, three players never stopped laughing. They looked at Sun Sheng and launched a chat channel. After half an hour, they looked at each other and burst into laughter. Dian Wei hit the ground with his fists. The players looked at the three people with a curious look, but none of them dared to approach.
Passerby A: "Excuse me, who are these brothers? Why are they lying here laughing? See if they have just died. Are they stimulated by something or how can they be so happy?"
Passerby B: "You have no experience in this. I think it’s estimated that they killed what BOSS got before hanging up!"
Passerby A "Oh, I see. I’ve learned a lot. Thank you, brother!" "
So a headline "Three people were killed and resurrected, laughing wildly and suspected of hitting the magic soldier" news became a talk for some players in a short time.
At the same time, Sun Sheng was finally taken to his destination-Zizhulin Valley by the green monster.
Chapter one hundred and fifty-two Happy prisoners
The Zizhulin Valley is almost invisible in the outside, because the bamboos are extremely tall and lush here. Although the roots are low, the top of the bamboo is not necessary at all. If you don’t walk on the surface roots, you won’t find it. This is a valley. Two big monsters took Sun Sheng into the valley and said to the silent valley, "Bamboo grove one, we found the murderer of bamboo grove three."
"Oh" is a bit abrupt in this silent valley, especially when it is invisible, and now the light is dim, Sun Sheng is a little scared.
"Why not kill it?"
"We don’t know what happened in the bamboo forest, and we found a very familiar and kind smell in this murderer, which made me and the bamboo forest get close to it, and it became very calm. We didn’t want to kill him again, so we brought him back. We thought maybe you would know what this is."
"Really?"
With a rustle of bamboo leaves, a bamboo forest inspector with a bigger head came to the front of two big heads
"Show it to me."
Carrying Sun Sheng this conveniently, he handed it out to the bamboo forest and took it to his head.
"Yes, it has a smell that makes me feel very close. This is our smell."
"Bamboo grove one, do you know what this is?"
"I don’t know, but like you, even if I know that he is the murderer of Zhulin III, I don’t want to kill him now. He makes me feel closer than Zhulin III."
"If you don’t know, maybe an elder will know. Are we going to bother the elder about this?"
"Go, since this little guy gives us such a close feeling, the elder should feel stronger. Maybe he will bring us any surprise."
So the three monsters took Sun Sheng to the depths of the valley again.
Sun Sheng was still upside down by the monster, but Sun Sheng was not afraid at this time.
It’s a bit strange to meet this situation. Well, it’s very strange. Supposedly, they should kill themselves to get revenge, but they actually say that they are close to them and feel that they are unwilling to give up their hands. This is a big problem. These three guys want to take themselves to see their elders. Sun Sheng can’t find any other reason except one explanation.
"the plot!"
It makes me happy to think of this Sun Sheng. It seems that it is not a bad thing to be captured. If I can get a plot, it will be a great gain …
Sun Shengle was brought to the front of a big column by three monsters, saying that it is no exaggeration. The diameter of this column is half thicker than that of these bamboo forest inspectors, but the height is not very high. Unlike several inspectors, this bamboo is a pure bamboo, and there is an old face in the bamboo. Now this bamboo seems to be sleeping.
"Elder, are you still asleep?"
"oh"
Dazhu’s face moved his eyelids and slowly looked at the three inspectors and asked, "What’s the problem, children? I can feel that doubt in your heart. "
"Elder, we did encounter a very difficult problem to explain. We found a close breath in an alien." With that, Sun Sheng came to the elder in the bamboo forest. "That’s it."
The elder’s skin is dark green, perhaps this is also the witness of his age. Sun Sheng was placed upside down in front of it and watched its eyes slowly open a pair of yellow-green eyes.
"Close breath? Yes, he does smell like us, but what is it? Is this the smell of our hometown? But this is the taste of hometown. Haha, for many years, I finally smelled the taste of our hometown again. "The elder became more and more excited, and finally there were signs of tears."
"Little guy, you tell me what you have that smells like our hometown."
Sun Sheng, seeing this old guy in front of him, is more and more sure that he can judge whether it is a plot or something, but this old bamboo problem is a bit difficult. How can I know what I am that will taste like your hometown?
"Well, I’m not sure. Maybe it’s because I’ve been to your hometown. By the way, where is your hometown?"
"Because you have been to my hometown? No, my hometown has changed now, even if you go there, you won’t be contaminated with this smell. My hometown has been occupied by the enemy. A lava baron destroyed my hometown. "Lao Zhu seems to be in deep sorrow. An old man living in a foreign land will probably be like this when he arrives at his hometown, right?
"I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to grieve you." Sun Sheng paused for a moment and then said, "If I hadn’t been to your hometown, I really don’t know what caused me to smell like your hometown."
"If I guess right, I think it’s because you have something from my hometown. Do you think you have something with bamboo?" Asked the old bamboo face full of hope
"Something with bamboo?" Sun Sheng one leng won’t be the dark green bamboo slips he picked from the bamboo forest, will he?
"Yes, but I can’t show it to you now."
"What? What can’t you show me? Can’t you understand an old man’s attachment to his hometown? "
"It’s not like that," Sun Sheng joked repeatedly with his hand. "If this old guy gets angry, the plot may be wrong." I mean, I can’t take things in this position now. "
"Oh, I neglected the bamboo forest. Let him go and bring something to our hometown. Let him be our friend for the time being."
As soon as the "good elder" bamboo forest heard the words, he immediately put Sun Sheng gently on the ground. It seems that the elders have a lot of prestige. These big guys are all obedient to it. A "gentle" bamboo forest is very light for Sun Sheng. It is not light to be thrown three meters above the ground, is it? It’s still a big head rush
"Can you take it out now?"
"Of course," Sun Sheng beat all over the dead leaves in the soil and took out the dark green bamboo slips from the box.
"This is it, don’t you think?"
"Show it to me quickly in the bamboo forest." As soon as the dark green bamboo slips were taken out by Sun Sheng, the muddy old eyes of the old bamboo immediately lit up more than one level. As soon as the bamboo forest hurriedly took the dark green bamboo slips from Sun Sheng and put them in front of the old bamboo.
Lao Zhu looked at this bamboo slip like a lover for a long time before saying, "Yes, it is it, it is my hometown!" This is an altar in my hometown! Ha ha ha my hometown! " Old bamboo and excited to laugh and cry again.