Kabi drew a gasp and said, "Oh, no! Mr. Kawara Tsutomu was captured by several fans of Shadugir after he published a short essay belittling Shadugir on social networks. So this time? "
Mr. Haas smiled coldly as if waiting to see someone else’s joke and said, "Don’t worry! Young man! There is one thing I haven’t said yet, that is, the fans of Real Madrid have already’ attacked’ the Kawara Tsutomu website. Do you believe it or not? "
"Really? Won’t it be so soon? " Kabi’s mouth was full of surprise.
And Mr. Haas continued to laugh and said, "Young man! Please remember! Don’t be naive enough to compete with the internet for speed. That’s impossible. The brief visit to the website page was published three hours ago, and I believe it will be published this afternoon. "
Kabi’s heart is very messy, just like he couldn’t guess the last question in the test paper. His right palm rubbed his forehead and his mouth kept making "hiss ~ hiss". At that moment, he didn’t know how to connect words.
Mr. Haas took advantage of Kabi’s silence for half an hour, so he himself took a few swigs of his cigarette before finally saying, "What? I would say that Kawara Tsutomu was wrong to involve you in this comment, because fans support themselves and love the team blindly. It’s not hard to imagine that Real Madrid fans will turn to you and satirize you. Do you believe it?"
"Oh ~? But I don’t have a social network personal account. They can’t go to the training base to intercept me, can they? " Very graphic card than showed their concern.
Mr. Haas suddenly said calmly, "No! That’s a lot. If you really want to know what the fans of Real Madrid will say to satirize you? Then you can register a social networking startup account immediately. I can guarantee that your website will be very lively after noon today. "To be continued."
Chapter 294 President and members
After Mr. Haas finished his brief talk, Kabi stood at the table with his hands akimbo. He was not thinking about how to prepare breakfast for himself. It was his hands and brain that were the main reason for his concern.
So he won’t attack the brain source? This is bullshit. It’s much easier to hit the brain source than to charge the mobile phone. If you gently press the source start button, your hand and brain will be transported by itself.
Kabi’s mouth "scoffed" at a mahogany chair sitting at the dining table. Although the surface was somewhat mixed with a little reluctance, he still pressed the start button "Fur" of the hand-brain source. This is the most powerful machine in the 20th century.
Then Kirby didn’t just wait for the brain screen to enter the desktop, but it was strange to dial a phone call to the guy with hemp rats. The sound in it rang for six or seven years before he always heard hemp rats talking with a weak weak gas.
"Idiot! The training class is in the afternoon. Did anyone else take a break and think about it when you call now? If you don’t give me a satisfactory reason, then I will tidy up you at the driving range during the afternoon practice class! "
In the face of the joke-like threat from the hemp rat, Kabi just hummed and laughed, but he always disturbed others to rest first, so Kabi was still reluctant to say a sentence to the hemp rat, "I’m sorry! I do have a question to ask you! "
"Go ahead! After that, I will continue to sleep for two hours! " Marmot said that his voice was so low that Kabi couldn’t hear him. It’s not hard to guess that Marmot’s idiot didn’t roll from the soft berth.
"I want to ask how to apply for personal accounts on social networks?" Kabi knows this is an idiotic question, but it is really a big problem for him.
The hemp rat continued to give an attitude of dying. "I firmly believe that you are absolutely an idiot! You are absolutely qualified to be elected honorary president of the Association for Children with Mental Retardation! "
Being teased, Kabi said angrily, "Don’t tell me, I can’t find another way to deal with this matter, and I am the president of the Association for Children with Mental Retardation, so you are a lifelong member."
"Ha ~ ha ~! Interesting! " The hemp rat’s tone changed a little bit. He got up from the soft shop and swept his palm over his messy hair. Then he said, "Tell me what it is that you suddenly want to apply for a social network personal account. What is it? Do you want to create momentum for yourself?" Anyway, the news of your transfer has alarmed the whole of Spain these days. Will this be the case? "
"no! No! I just want to get in touch with a social network. "Kabi gave a reluctant reason, but he knew very well that he didn’t tell the truth.
The reason why Kabi suddenly wants to apply for a personal account on social network is very complicated. First, he wants to clarify the news of this transfer on his personal social page. Second, he wants to give wild words and accuse several fans of Real Madrid, Mr. Kawara Tsutomu, to slow down the fire.
Fortunately, the hemp rat knew that he yawned lazily and said, "fart!" Mr. President, let me tell you that a public who has applied for a social network account has one purpose, that is, to tie up his supporters, further consolidate his popularity and increase his interests, understand? "
A mentally retarded member has seen his initial thoughts, and Kabi is embarrassed. If that guy is in front of him at this time, he will be further laughed at by the hemp.
"Uh ~ ~ ~? So how many followers does your social networking account have? " Kabi suddenly asked the irrelevant question.
And the hemp mouse seems to be proud to answer, "Two million followers won’t scare you, will they?" If I am promoted to the first-class star in the future, it is very likely that my followers will exceed 20 million! "
"White! You just have to simply say how to apply for an account, and I will handle other things myself. "After Kabi said that, he pointed out that he was asleep and the screen lit up.
The hemp mouse did not forget to tease Kabi again at the last moment and said, "You want me to teach you to apply for a personal account, which not only insults yourself, but also lowers the grade of my choice of friends!"
"If you say bullshit? Then I will curse you for not making the starting list in ten games. Do you believe it? " After being laughed at by hemp rats, Kabi finally lost his patience.
After all, applying for a social network personal account does not mean that a hacker can crack a difficult password card, and there is a minimum limit to being an idiot.
In less than three minutes, Kabi officially opened his personal account on the social network. His palm trembled slightly and clicked on his own social page, where the head was white and clean, but there was no guarantee that it would be the same after tonight.
"Just update a dynamic, let the fans and the media know that you have opened a personal account, and then wait for the number of your own followers to keep rising, but the public must not make excessive statements, which will affect your own image." Before ending the call, Ma Shu gave the last wake-up call.
Kabi "Oh" and said "Thank you! Idiot! We will meet at the training base in the afternoon! "
After that, Kabi faced the bright screen, rubbed his hands and sipped his lips, and faced the magical social network world alone, like an ape without complete evolution facing the modern world.
"Uh ~ ~ ~? What is the first dynamic? " Kabi murmured from the way
Then a [hello fans! I’m Kabi of Granada, so the dynamic becomes the first dynamic that Kabi sends on the social network.
Then he logged out of his personal account to see how his special page would react after an hour.
It’s true that after an hour, Kabi logged into his personal account again. He found dozens of comments on the first dynamic surface. Most netizens agreed that this self-proclaimed Kabi personal account was fake, and one netizen left a message [Hello! Kabi! I am the emperor! Are you crazy? 】 To be continued
Chapter 295 First-class protected animals
"Ring ~ ring ~ ring ~!" The mobile phone placed on the dining table rang, and Kabi’s right hand left his hand and grabbed the words and looked at the screen of the mobile phone, which made him a little surprised.
"hello! Miss Edith! Long time no contact! " When talking, Kabi kept guessing that Miss Tis had sent her purpose. After all, the other party was the chief manager of the team’s youth player management team and had been directly promoted to the first team. Kabi really didn’t know that Miss Tis had sent her purpose.
"Good afternoon! Kabi! I received instructions from coach Coboni to arrange a club car to pick you up. Excuse me, when will you leave for the afternoon training class? " Miss Edith’s voice is still so beautiful, which Kabi will never deny.
But Kabi was stupefied. He didn’t understand coach Coboni’s arrangement. Besides, he had already bought a new off-road vehicle himself. It was also yesterday that coach Coboni knew about it.
So Kirby asked, "Miss Edith! In fact, I have bought a new car, and I can get in and out by myself without a taxi. Do you know the specific reasons given by coach Coboni? "
"I know something. Do you have to find out?" Miss Edith, speaking bluntly, makes Kabi want the other party to say the same thing again.
Kabi "well" said "yes! Because I think it’s a little strange that coach Coboni arranged a special shuttle bus for me end to end. I’m not only surprised but also surprised. Coach Coboni won’t arrange for the driver to take me to the beach and throw me into the sea, will he? "
Miss Edith was laughed at, and even her laughter sounded so good. Kabi certainly didn’t mind listening to it again. However, after stopping laughing, Miss Edith said, "In fact, all this was caused by the news of your transfer. Don’t you know that journalists have been lying in ambush at the gate of the training base for two days?"
I never imagined that those tabloid reporters were so rampant and so persistent that they crouched at the gate of the training base for two consecutive days. After listening to Miss Tis’s explanation, he probably knew that Coach Coboni was going to give such an arrangement.
Kabi said, "Coach Coboni is worried that I can’t handle it when I drive back to the training base? After all, the entrance of the training base is closely guarded by reporters, right? "
"well! That’s it. In fact, I understand coach Coboni’s arrangement. He is very good at protecting his players. You should feel loved, "said Miss Edith."
Kabi "hmm" for a while and then looked at the current time. He roughly planned the afternoon trip. After more than ten seconds, he replied, "I will appear in the parking garage on the ground floor of the residential building in an hour. I will inform the parking garage security guard for a while, and then the driver can come into the parking garage. Is that ok?"
Miss Edith paused as if recording something and said, "No problem! I’ll inform the driver who will pick you up and leave in 30 minutes. It’s just the right time to meet you. Will you meet in the parking garage? "
Kabi didn’t answer whether or not, but said, "Thank you for arranging Miss Edith! I am very happy to communicate with you! "
Miss Edith said, "You’re welcome. I’m just working on my own basic project. In another year, you won’t be in charge of the first team. The management team is also very professional. Please rest assured."
"What? I don’t know why Miss Edith came here, but I didn’t wake up until later. I knew that my age was limited by the management of the club, but how could it not belong to you after the year? " Kabi spoke in such a hurry that he almost sprayed foam all over the table.
Even though Kabi was in a hurry, Miss Edith remained calm. Her pleasant voice appeared again. "You are not in a hurry and don’t feel confused. This is the management policy of the club. By 2008, you will not belong to the’ young players’, and naturally you will not belong to me to manage."